Potty mouth

Dorkpunch, your comment reminded me of my favorite breakup story ever. There once was a girl named Christine whom I dated for some time. After two months, at came to the point, as you say, to "crap or get off the pot." I went to her house, sat her down on the steps outside and explained to her this predicament that I was in, using those exact words, "crap or get off the pot." I then told her I wasn't ready to crap, so I was getting off. And that was it! No tears, no animosity, just a good clean break. It was pretty much the best break up I've ever had!