Happy Valentines Day!!! (An original poem by me)

Heidi and Laurie.
The best of friends.
Always so nice,
And never in depends. (the diapers)

They both play ball,
And they play real shwell.
Heidi had a great tackle
While Laurie rang the bell.

The Doctors in the house,
And they're both addicted.
You know where to find them;
Its the life of the restricted.

The "Green Tortilla"
And Whitey Tighty
Get them around
All high and mighty.

They're secret admirers
Think they're pretty hot,
And so we write poems
That we probably ought not.

Happy Valentines Day!
From all of us.
We hope your day
Is full of love!