Crazy?

Well fam, you can start looking for another girl for me. Y'all remember my high school moto? Can you remind me of it more often? Like, anytime I'm thinking about dating someone? You know. The one that starts out, "Women...." Remember how every relationship was getting shorter for me by half for a while? 5 months, 2 months, 1 month, and now, minus emily, the track record still stands. Less than two weeks. At this rate, it'll be a half dayer in no time!