Turkey Face

What happens when you get bored in physics lab?

Monkey Butt

What has polka dots all over, lots of carbs and an item from every food group? A Monkey Butt Pizza!!!

To The Woman Of My Dreams

Her name is Heidi...

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The woman I love is so amazing,

She's honorable and true.

She loves all those around her

And she helps me obey curfew.
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Grad school is a better place

Now that Heidi's there.

She is so very pretty

All the guys just stop and stare.

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She even has a student

That would really like to date her

But I know that I don't have to worry

Because our love is sure.

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I feel like the luckiest man alive

Every time I see my love.
I see her on most weekends,
Its a blessing from above.
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Valentines was yesterday
And I didn't do too much.
I thought alot about my girl

And wished that we could touch.

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She loves me lots and I love her

And we don't eat much curry.
Because our love is true,
There is no need to worry.
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Happy Late Valentines day, Babe! I love you!!

The New Shotgun

This is the guy I bought my gun from. I bought the last one he demonstrates. Check it out!!
http://www.glumbert.com/media/carshoot